January 2012
inspirationalbullshit:
I was fabulous this whole year.
I’ll still be fabulous next year.
nubesque:
i kinda wish i had plans this evening
December 2011
What the hell?
How do I still not have any plans?
Leave It At That
I hate when my parents ask about old friends. There’s a reason I don’t hang out with them anymore…
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
“Don’t loose who you are in the blur of the stars. Seeing is decieving,...”
– Jessie J
2012
All the people with high expectations for 2012 are gunna be so disappointed
My sleep cycle.
7AM:
5 PM:
3AM:
Fin
Turn off
shirleychen:
When guys constantly talk about sex. There’s more to a relationship other than just physical action. If you honestly like the girl, you’ll respect her enough to know she’s not ready and won’t force her to do shit she doesn’t want to do.you
Cool
I went ice skating yesterday and I guess my socks didn’t come up all the way so now I have two battle scars on my ankle that hurt like a bitch. I was in the shower and my ankle starts burning and shit.
Meeting Chris Brown
Me: Will you sign this?
Chris: Sure
Chris: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Chris: But.. I..
Me: Too late, Hubby.
inspirationalbullshit:
I want some texting buddies.
I’m going to make more of an effort to text people.
If I talk to you here and want my number, let me know.
I’ll send you nudes.
My grandma’s nudes.
Don’t ask me how I got them.
